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NINE OF ALL TRADES
Magical Apothecary
Are you seeking a whimsical diagnosis and its accompanying fantastical prescription?
Our apothecary is for you!

Telephone Consultation
You will have a 30-45 minute consultation with our resident nonsense expert, who will evaluate you for hopes, dreams, fears and whimsy. You may be asked to self-reflect, ideate, be honest and vulnerable. This method is peer reviewed by no one and scientifically unregarded, thus it requires your full trust in the process. The results may surprise you!
Diagnosis and Prescription
Based on your consultation, our expert will synthesize your evaluation with a comprehensive diagnosis of your soul. They will then write you a prescription for an appropriate tincture which is then crafted by hand, custom made every time. This tincture will be shipped to your address. See the example for reference about what sort of tincture you might expect, and how much space it may take up in your home. The elixir is not meant for consumption with your mouth, only your eyes.

When can I begin?
The Apothecary is expected to open in mid-late October of 2025.
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*Disclaimer!
The Nine of All Trades Magical Apothecary experience is not real medicine or therapy! It is experiential art, followed up with a physical art piece delivered to you in the mail.
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